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March 8th 2008

How To Pass A Hair Test

These days, drug testing has become a necessary evil, striking fear in the hearts of many. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more frightening, you’re presented with one of the most difficult tests of all — the hair test.

What makes the hair test such an intimidating feat to pass is it’s accuracy and it’s accessibility to toxins from years passed. Outside of a blood test, employers and testing agencies can’t get any more close to the information they need. However, this information happens to be what you don’t want them to find.

When ingested, drugs are metabolized and excreted from the body in just about every way imaginable. But in a matter of speaking, they become a part of you in the process, which is why samples of natural cells and byproducts from your body will render trace evidence. To this effect, the hair stores the toxins deep within the strand (a layer called the cortex). These toxins grow with the hair out of the scalp, and remain deep within until the strand is cut off (or eventually falls out).

Some will try to beat a hair test by shaving their heads. While this might work, it would only work IN THEORY. A shaved head at a drug test will not only raise suspicion, but will then prompt a request for a hair sample from another part of your body.

Imagine the awkward embarrassment of having to volunteer a pubic hair! And then adding insult to injury by failing the test! All of the hair on your body will have toxins in the cortexes. And don’t even think of shaving your whole body, because a dedicated technician will find a hair by all means necessary!

We have a simple, very effective way around this dreaded exam— Get Clean Shampoo.

Get Clean is the ultimate combatant against the hair test. Packaged like any other shampoo, it immediately goes to work coating the hair with organic compounds that will interfere with the testing process. As hair strands during this type of test are dissolved by a laboratory solution to release suspected toxins, Get Clean is dissolved as well, manipulating the toxins to the point of being undetectable. Simply follow instructions as directed, and you’ll be on your way to passing results.

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March 3rd 2008

How to Pass A Random Drug Test

By now, you probably have some idea on what to do to pass an upcoming drug test. After all, prior notice gives you time to come up with a plan with which to protect yourself.

But what if you have no prior knowledge of a test at all? What if, you are subject to an immediate, random drug test like so many unsuspecting employees and accident victims are on a daily basis? In a matter of minutes, you could be busted on the spot. Your life as you know it could be ruined.

Here at Testdetox.com, we’ve got you covered! Not only do we provide alternative urine samples, we also have an ingenious product, Urine Luck. Urine Luck is a urine additive, placed in the sample immediately before submitting it for testing. It goes to work right away, counteracting toxin evidence and altering the chemical structure of compounds found in the urine. It is amazingly convenient and versatile, can even be frozen, and is over 99% when used as directed!

With Urine Luck, you really are in luck. Visit Testdetox.com and order today!

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March 3rd 2008

How to Pass A Drug Test If You’re Overweight

Most information on how to pass a drug test is geared towards individuals of slimmer proportions. Although this information may be helpful to some extent to those who are overweight, it may not offer the best solutions for optimal results.

When it comes to ridding the body of toxins (particularly those that linger in fat cells, such as THC), more effort may be required for passing results.

Unlike most methods and remedies that advise avoiding toxins 24 – 48 hours before testing, for those who are overweight, we advise avoiding toxic substances for at least a week before test time. This will give your body ample time to begin its own natural, detoxification process. And since THC is stored in fat cells, as a heavier person you are more likely to have more traces in your body, even if your intake is the same as that of a slimmer person.

Another recommendation would be to increase your water intake by at least 50% over the span of the above seven-day period. A steady, gradual increase will give your body proper time to adjust to the increased flushing, without sudden cause for alarm. Your urine will appear naturally lighter and healthier, and will unquestionably be cleaner. If you subject your body to a sudden increased water intake right before your test, your urine will appear almost non-existent — clear to the point of suspicion.

The final (and most important) recommendation would be to find a drug detox product specifically designed to work for overweight individuals. At Testdetox.com, we have numerous products to choose from to help those weighing more than 200 pounds successfully pass a drug test. All of our products are safe and 100% effective, in addition to being great tasting and easy to use. Most importantly, they are catered to you.

There’s no need to let your size be your downfall. Order today at Testdetox.com!

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February 25th 2008

Herbal Clean 7-Day DeTox Complete Cleansing Kit

We pride ourselves on being able to provide our customers with the widest range of products to choose from.

But sometimes, such a wide selection leaves customers unsure of what to choose. There are many different products designed for specific needs, and unless you’re clairvoyant or a detox sage, you may find yourself confused.

If you are looking for a simple quick fix and not total purification, this is not the product for you. However, if you are in search of something that will completely cleanse all toxins and traces from your blood and urine, and totally transform your body, we’ve got the right product for you.

Our Herbal Clean 7-Day Detox Complete Cleansing Kit is a steady cleansing remedy, and will purify your body over the course of one week. It is a specially formulated blend, packed with Vitamins B2 and B-12, Green Tea, Echinacea, and Milk Thistle (seed) Extract. These remarkable ingredients have been known for ages to contain amazing benefits and rejuvenating properties.

Herbal Clean 7-Day Detox is guaranteed effective. Not only will you reap the benefits of top quality ingredients, but Herbal Clean 7-Day Detox comes with a jump-start, emergency flush system, in addition to health and wellness information, and meal plans to enhance product effectiveness. The complete kit consists of morning and evening formulas, which support and compliment each other for peak effectiveness. Easy to read, easy to use instructions complete this valuable package, making it a prime essential for anyone on the path to a new, healthy, toxin free body.

If you are serious about detoxifying your body (and of course being able to pass a drug test), and want to look and feel better from overall improved health, take advantage of this offer today!

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